I just had the most amazing musical experience! I found the "sounds" button on my iPad and decided to try all the options: One by one I went down the list: Aha! "Minuet!"
It was in 4/4 time - I kid you not.
"Typewriters:" This one was a minuet, in fact the famous one in G by Bach that everyone plays like, well, like a typewriter.
What qualifications did the person have who made these decisions for Apple?
At whom is that person laughing?
At whom are you laughing?
Or crying...
I ran this past a computer professional who maintained that it is entirely possible that the decisions were made by people who didn't have a clue. What do you think?